My boyfriend, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Britney gets some chapstick to prepare herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the lipstick to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the lipstick. “WHY SO SERIOUS?” He sticks the lipstick around my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face.” And…